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[♪♪♪]

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[SIRENS WAILING]

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Greetings, Bat-fans.
This is Batman.

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And Robin, the Boy Wonder.

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And me too, Bat-Mite.

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Welcoming you to <i> The
New Adventures of Batman.</i>

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<i>Watch us wage </i> <i>our
never-ending battle</i>

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<i> of good versus evil.</i>

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ROBIN: <i> Ride with
us, as we chase</i>

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<i> the greatest array of villains</i>

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<i> the world has ever seen,</i>

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<i>proving that crime </i>
d<i>oes not pay.</i>

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BATMAN: <i> Get set for
thrills and action.</i>

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Join me, Batman.

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And me, Robin, the Boy Wonder.

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And Batgirl.

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And me too: Bat-Mite.

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ROBIN: In the super
<i>New Adventures of--</i>

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BATMAN:<i> </i> <i> Batman.</i>

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[SIREN WAILING]

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[♪♪♪]

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MAN: Shut up, already.

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Gentlemen...

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welcome to...YUC:

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The Yearly Underworld
Convention.

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And tonight we's gonna

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elect our new YUC-y president.

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Our first candidate

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is the famous Penguin,

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here on my left.

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[LAUGHS]

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If I am elected,
I promise to--

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And on my right...

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is our second candidate,

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the Joker.

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Uh, who ain't here yet.

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[LAUGHS]

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Boo.

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Hiss.

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Ha-ha! Sorry I'm late, fellas,

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but I had to make
a little withdrawal

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at the bank. [LAUGHS]

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I take good care
of all my friends.

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Remember that when
you're voting.

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[APPLAUSE] [LAUGHS]

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Gentlemen...

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it looks like my
opponent, the Joker,

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wants to play dirty pool,

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so I'll have to play dirtier

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if I want to be elected
YUC's next president.

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And what could be dirtier

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than turning Batman and Robin

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to a life of crime?

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[LAUGHS]

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Penguin, if you can turn

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Batman and Robin
into criminals,

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I'll gladly let you win.

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[LAUGHS]

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It's a deal, Joker.

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And something tells me

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<i> I'll</i> get the last laugh.

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[LAUGHS]

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[♪♪♪]

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[CAWS]

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[PENGUIN LAUGHING]

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We'll know soon enough, Gigi,

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if my brilliant, but untested,

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crime-slime

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is going to work.

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Gosh, you're smart, boss.

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How right you are, my dear.

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Now...release our two subjects.

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[♪♪♪]

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PENGUIN: Keep your
fingers crossed, Gigi.

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Right, boss.

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[GROWLS]

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[LAUGHS]

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It's working.

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The crime-slime is working.

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The mouse's personality

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has been completely reversed.

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He doesn't have a kind bone

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in his mean little body.

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[LAUGHS]

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Now to test my crime-slime

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on real people.

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Right, boss.

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The Penguin.

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Let's get outta here.

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Penguin, youse is
my kind of guy.

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Yeah. Keep up the bad
work, Penguin, old pal.

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Hey. You want some money?

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[LAUGHS]

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I thought you'd never ask.

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Whee.

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The crime-slime works.

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Now what, boss?

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[LAUGHS]

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Now we go after the big game:

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Batman and Robin.

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[♪♪♪]

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BRUCE: If I get this
spare it's all over, Dick.

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[MOCKINGLY] If I get a
spare, it's all over, Dick.

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[DICK CLEARS THROAT]

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Sorry.

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It must have been
something I ate.

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[COUGHS, CLEARS THROAT]

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I've got a little
tickle in my throat.

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Dick, bowling is a
game of concentration.

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And I can't concentrate
with all your noise!

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Sorry. No more
coughs. I promise.

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[BOTH SNEEZE]

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BOTH: Bless you.

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Now-- N-now don't
get excited, Bruce.

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Yeah. Don't get
excited, Bruce.

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[BEEPING] Uh-oh.
Looks like trouble.

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Let's go.

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Saved by the Bat-Signal.

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The Penguin is back,

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and he's got something
up his sleeve.

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Watch this.

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<i> [LAUGHS]</i>

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<i> I, the infamous Penguin,</i>

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<i>perpetrator of </i>
p<i>aramount crimes,</i>

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<i> harlequin</i> <i> of whodunits,</i>

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<i>and fly in the
ointment </i> <i>of justice,</i>

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<i>is throwing in </i>
t<i>he towel. I...</i>

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<i> [LAUGHS]</i>

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<i> ...quit.</i>

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<i>Going out of
business. </i> <i>Kaput.</i>

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<i> I'm turning myself in.</i>

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COMMISSIONER: Wait.
It gets better.

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<i> But I will</i> <i> turn myself over</i>

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<i> only to Batman and Robin.</i>

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<i> No one else.</i>

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<i>Ten o'clock tonight, </i>
a<i>t Old Sutter's Mill.</i>

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<i> Be there...</i>

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<i> [LAUGHS]</i>

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<i> ...or be square.</i>

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Holy broken beaks.

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He must be kidding if he thinks
we're gonna fall for that.

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It's an obvious trap
all right, Robin...

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but we have to take the bait

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and see what the
Penguin's up to.

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Want any of my men
in on this, Batman?

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Not yet, commissioner.

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The two of us had
better handle it alone.

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You mean the three of
us, don't you, Batman?

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No, Bat-Mite. In this
case, three's a crowd.

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But-- Stay here, Bat-Mite.

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Let's go, Boy Wonder.

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Oh. Why do the big
guys have all the fun?

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[♪♪♪]

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There's Sutter's Mill
up ahead, Batman.

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Help.

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Robin, put the
searchlight on that tree.

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Somebody help me.

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Holy damsel in distress.

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BATMAN: And there's
the Penguin.

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Take care of the girl, Robin.

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I'm going after the Penguin.

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Right, Batman.

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I'll use the ejector.

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Help me. Please.

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Sit tight, lady. I'm coming.

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Time to put a stop
to this nonsense.

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Okay, lady. We're
halfway home.

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Oh. You're so strong.

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I just hope I'm strong
enough to get you down.

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Fun's over, Penguin.

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A dummy.

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The Penguin tricked me
with a remote-control car.

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But why?

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Robin.

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You ready, lady?

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Ready, Boy Wonder.

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Where's Batman when
I need him most?

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[CRASH]

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Are you all right, Boy Wonder?

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Oh. Except for a pounding
headache, an aching back

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and some loose teeth,

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I feel fine.

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[LAUGHS]

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And now you're mine.

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Penguin. What?

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You won't get away
with this, Penguin.

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But...of course
I will, dear boy.

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Batman is off on a
wild Penguin chase.

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Gigi, if you would be so kind.

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[♪♪♪]

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[♪♪♪]

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Robin, this is Batman.
Can you hear me? Over.

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Hi, Caped Crusader.

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Not now, Bat-Mite. I
have enough problems.

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Hey. Where's the Boy Wonder?

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That's one of the problems.

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I'm afraid the Penguin's
probably got him.

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[PENGUIN LAUGHS]

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Don't look so
lonely, Wonder Boy,

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you'll have company soon.

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Yeah, when Batman follows

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the signals from
your wrist radio,

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he's gonna fall
right into our trap.

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[GIGGLES]

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You sure are smart, Boss.

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How true, my dear. How true.

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With my brains and your brawn,

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even the great Dynamic Duo

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will soon be putty in our hands.

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[LAUGHS]

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[♪♪♪]

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PENGUIN: Gigi, I think
our prey is on its way.

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Here comes the Batmobile.

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Is the crime-slime ready?

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Ready, boss.

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One shot of this stuff,

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and Batman and Robin'll be...

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Badman and Robber.

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[LAUGHS]

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Ah. I can see the
screaming headlines now:

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"Dynamic Duo Turn Rotten.

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Caped Crusaders on
Most Wanted List."

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[LAUGHS]

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Oh, I love it. I love it.

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[♪♪♪]

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That's the Penguin's
hideout up ahead.

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I'm gonna try to catch
the Penguin by surprise,

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Bat-Mite, but I
need your help.

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You do? I mean, uh, sure,
sure. Name it, Batman.

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Drive the Batmobile
up to the house,

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then turn off the
lights and sit tight.

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I'll take care of the
rest. You got it, Batman.

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Good. Now stand by.
I'm going to eject.

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[♪♪♪]

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Oh, boy. I should've asked
Batman how to stop this thing.

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[LAUGHS]

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Perfect.

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The Batmobile's driving
straight to our front door.

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Just as I knew it would.

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And in a moment,

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Batman himself will be...

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dropping in.

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[LAUGHS] [GIGGLES]

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[♪♪♪]

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Hey. What is this?

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It's called a raid.

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And you're under arrest.

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Whoa, car, whoa.

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M-m-maybe this'll stop it.

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Oh, oh. Oh, boy. I
made a Bat-boo-boo.

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Let's go, Penguin.

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Your bad-guy days are over.

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Bat-Mite, I thought I told you

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to stay with the Batmobile.

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Oh, I did. Until the Batmobile
gave me the Bat-boot.

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[PENGUIN LAUGHS]

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PENGUIN: You're a
little fool, Bat-Mite,

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just like your caped friends.

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It's finally happened, Robin.

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I've gone batty.
No you haven't.

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Somehow that crime-slime has
switched their personalities.

262
00:12:23,961 --> 00:12:25,527
Crime-slime?

263
00:12:25,529 --> 00:12:28,030
The stuff that came out of
Penguin's umbrella just now.

264
00:12:28,032 --> 00:12:30,599
It was supposed to
turn<i> us</i> into criminals.

265
00:12:30,601 --> 00:12:34,636
But instead it turned Bat-Mite
and Penguin into each other.

266
00:12:34,638 --> 00:12:36,305
[PENGUIN LAUGHS]

267
00:12:36,307 --> 00:12:39,141
I am not the diabolical dude

268
00:12:39,143 --> 00:12:41,510
of dastardly deeds for nothing.

269
00:12:41,512 --> 00:12:45,714
You know I always have
a trick up my sleeve.

270
00:12:45,716 --> 00:12:47,482
[♪♪♪]

271
00:12:47,484 --> 00:12:48,984
[LAUGHS]

272
00:12:48,986 --> 00:12:52,054
Hand me the crime-slime, Gigi.

273
00:12:52,056 --> 00:12:54,523
What? Oh. Sure.

274
00:12:54,525 --> 00:12:57,159
Now that we have the
Dynamic Duo in custody,

275
00:12:57,161 --> 00:12:59,494
we shall proceed with my plan

276
00:12:59,496 --> 00:13:03,665
to convert them into a
couple of baddy two-shoes.

277
00:13:03,667 --> 00:13:05,800
Right, boss.

278
00:13:05,802 --> 00:13:07,369
[GIGGLES]

279
00:13:11,392 --> 00:13:13,492
[♪♪♪]

280
00:13:13,494 --> 00:13:15,227
[LAUGHS]

281
00:13:15,229 --> 00:13:17,729
All right, Batman and Robin.

282
00:13:17,731 --> 00:13:20,932
Say goodbye to
your goody-goody,

283
00:13:20,934 --> 00:13:23,402
Mr. Nice Guy images,

284
00:13:23,404 --> 00:13:27,206
because two puffs
of my crime-slime,

285
00:13:27,208 --> 00:13:30,742
and you will be even
nastier than me.

286
00:13:30,744 --> 00:13:32,077
[LAUGHS]

287
00:13:32,079 --> 00:13:34,413
No one could be nastier
than you, Penguin.

288
00:13:34,415 --> 00:13:37,699
That's what you
think. Hit it, Gigi.

289
00:13:39,302 --> 00:13:41,302
Holy caged birds.

290
00:13:41,304 --> 00:13:43,905
BAT-MITE: Hey, uh, listen,
fellas, I'd like to stick around

291
00:13:43,907 --> 00:13:45,974
but there's something
I gotta take care of.

292
00:13:45,976 --> 00:13:47,609
Huh. My health.

293
00:13:47,611 --> 00:13:49,411
He's Bat-Mite, all right.

294
00:13:51,482 --> 00:13:52,914
[PENGUIN LAUGHS]

295
00:13:52,916 --> 00:13:55,751
Keep your fingers
crossed, Gigi.

296
00:13:55,753 --> 00:13:58,287
My future as a vile villain

297
00:13:58,289 --> 00:14:02,190
is now in the hands
of the crime-slime.

298
00:14:02,192 --> 00:14:04,526
Now to see if they pass

299
00:14:04,528 --> 00:14:06,629
the bad-taste test.

300
00:14:08,999 --> 00:14:11,016
[PENGUIN LAUGHS]

301
00:14:11,018 --> 00:14:13,702
You feel any
different, fellows?

302
00:14:13,704 --> 00:14:16,354
I thought we were
buddies, Penguin.

303
00:14:16,356 --> 00:14:19,725
What're you keeping us
down in this dump for?

304
00:14:19,727 --> 00:14:23,862
Yeah. We got places to
go and crimes to commit.

305
00:14:23,864 --> 00:14:24,963
[LAUGHS]

306
00:14:24,965 --> 00:14:26,364
Well, now.

307
00:14:26,366 --> 00:14:28,266
You sound like a man

308
00:14:28,268 --> 00:14:31,219
after my own heart, Robin.

309
00:14:34,491 --> 00:14:37,059
He's really after
your wallet, Penguin,

310
00:14:37,061 --> 00:14:38,126
so hang on to it.

311
00:14:38,128 --> 00:14:41,063
Oh, this is perfect. Perfect.

312
00:14:41,065 --> 00:14:43,665
With my brains and their brawn,

313
00:14:43,667 --> 00:14:46,568
we'll turn this
town on its ear.

314
00:14:46,570 --> 00:14:48,337
[GIGGLES]

315
00:14:49,990 --> 00:14:53,224
Batman, I need a favor.

316
00:14:53,226 --> 00:14:54,760
Name it, old buddy.

317
00:14:54,762 --> 00:14:57,596
Yeah. But make sure
it's against the law.

318
00:14:57,598 --> 00:15:01,299
After all, we might as well
have some fun doing it.

319
00:15:01,301 --> 00:15:02,901
[LAUGHS]

320
00:15:02,903 --> 00:15:05,270
I love your attitude.

321
00:15:06,641 --> 00:15:09,207
Now...here's what
I want you to do...

322
00:15:12,246 --> 00:15:14,580
[♪♪♪]

323
00:15:18,586 --> 00:15:20,452
[LAUGHS]

324
00:15:20,454 --> 00:15:23,055
You're doing just fine, boys.

325
00:15:23,057 --> 00:15:24,956
Hang a left at the next corner.

326
00:15:24,958 --> 00:15:26,124
Roger, boss.

327
00:15:26,126 --> 00:15:28,109
One left coming up.

328
00:15:36,887 --> 00:15:38,420
There it is, Robin.

329
00:15:38,422 --> 00:15:40,288
The Midas Meteorite.

330
00:15:40,290 --> 00:15:43,591
A ten-ton chunk of solid gold

331
00:15:43,593 --> 00:15:45,360
from outer space, worth more

332
00:15:45,362 --> 00:15:47,229
than a billion dollars.

333
00:15:47,231 --> 00:15:50,065
And it's ours for
the taking. Heh-heh.

334
00:15:50,067 --> 00:15:54,269
<i>[PENGUIN LAUGHS] </i> <i>All
right, my caped crooks,</i>

335
00:15:54,271 --> 00:15:55,370
<i> enough chatter.</i>

336
00:15:56,907 --> 00:15:59,441
Let's get on with
the job, shall we?

337
00:15:59,443 --> 00:16:01,310
Relax, Penguin.

338
00:16:01,312 --> 00:16:05,280
Ripping off this meteorite's
going to be a piece of cake.

339
00:16:05,282 --> 00:16:07,382
[♪♪♪]

340
00:16:34,879 --> 00:16:37,980
Bat-gyros away.

341
00:17:03,424 --> 00:17:04,689
I don't believe it.

342
00:17:04,691 --> 00:17:07,826
Batman and Robin are
stealing the Midas Meteorite.

343
00:17:11,148 --> 00:17:14,149
[♪♪♪]

344
00:17:14,151 --> 00:17:15,216
[TIRES SCREECH]

345
00:17:16,820 --> 00:17:19,387
Batman and Robin.

346
00:17:19,389 --> 00:17:21,790
ROBIN: Compliments
of the Penguin.

347
00:17:21,792 --> 00:17:24,159
[PENGUIN LAUGHING]

348
00:17:24,161 --> 00:17:26,461
PENGUIN: What's
the matter, Joker?

349
00:17:26,463 --> 00:17:29,898
Suddenly you're no
longer laughing.

350
00:17:29,900 --> 00:17:31,299
Something's wrong.

351
00:17:31,301 --> 00:17:32,968
You sound like the Penguin,

352
00:17:32,970 --> 00:17:35,703
but you sure don't
look like him.

353
00:17:35,705 --> 00:17:40,008
Yeah, but anybody that can
pull off a caper like<i> this</i>

354
00:17:40,010 --> 00:17:42,844
sure has my vote for president.

355
00:17:42,846 --> 00:17:44,512
Mine too. You know it.

356
00:17:44,514 --> 00:17:46,514
He's a genius. Bright man.

357
00:17:46,516 --> 00:17:49,885
What about us? Yeah.
Don't we get any credit?

358
00:17:49,887 --> 00:17:51,419
[LAUGHS]

359
00:17:51,421 --> 00:17:55,223
Credit for what,
my caped cohorts?

360
00:17:55,225 --> 00:17:56,658
For our acting.

361
00:17:56,660 --> 00:17:58,493
When you trapped us
in your basement,

362
00:17:58,495 --> 00:18:00,596
we put these mini-masks on

363
00:18:00,598 --> 00:18:03,631
to protect us from
the crime-slime.

364
00:18:03,633 --> 00:18:05,767
We've been in
constant radio contact

365
00:18:05,769 --> 00:18:08,637
with Commissioner Gordon,
and you're all under arrest.

366
00:18:08,639 --> 00:18:11,706
Okay, commissioner,
come on in and get 'em.

367
00:18:11,708 --> 00:18:14,242
[SIRENS WAILING]

368
00:18:14,244 --> 00:18:15,243
[TIRES SCREECH]

369
00:18:17,214 --> 00:18:19,981
Penguin, you birdbrain.

370
00:18:19,983 --> 00:18:21,883
You've been tricked.

371
00:18:21,885 --> 00:18:23,385
[PENGUIN LAUGHS]

372
00:18:23,387 --> 00:18:24,720
Correction.

373
00:18:24,722 --> 00:18:26,655
You've been tricked.

374
00:18:30,360 --> 00:18:33,194
Bye-bye.

375
00:18:33,196 --> 00:18:37,499
Holy fast escape. What
do we do now, Batman?

376
00:18:37,501 --> 00:18:39,334
I figured this
might happen, Robin.

377
00:18:39,336 --> 00:18:41,336
That's why I
summoned the Batboat

378
00:18:41,338 --> 00:18:42,971
by remote control.

379
00:18:50,447 --> 00:18:51,947
[LAUGHS]

380
00:18:51,949 --> 00:18:54,649
Well, what do you
know. The Batboat.

381
00:18:54,651 --> 00:18:57,886
Don't those pajama-clad clods

382
00:18:57,888 --> 00:18:59,922
know who they
are dealing with?

383
00:19:01,291 --> 00:19:03,475
Nobody can catch me now.

384
00:19:03,477 --> 00:19:05,744
BAT-MITE: I can. Gotcha.

385
00:19:05,746 --> 00:19:07,378
Egad.

386
00:19:09,249 --> 00:19:13,368
PENGUIN: Do you realize what
you've done, you bumbling boob?

387
00:19:13,370 --> 00:19:15,170
[♪♪♪]

388
00:19:18,943 --> 00:19:20,608
We're out of control.

389
00:19:20,610 --> 00:19:22,344
[SCREAMING]

390
00:19:33,123 --> 00:19:36,358
Unless we can stop them,
somebody's going to get hurt.

391
00:19:36,360 --> 00:19:38,861
How about the sonic
wave transmitter?

392
00:19:38,863 --> 00:19:40,328
Good thinking, Robin.

393
00:19:44,384 --> 00:19:45,716
[YELLING]

394
00:20:02,418 --> 00:20:04,318
[LAUGHS]

395
00:20:04,320 --> 00:20:06,688
Yuck. I'm all wet.

396
00:20:06,690 --> 00:20:10,375
All of a sudden
I feel...strange.

397
00:20:10,377 --> 00:20:12,009
[♪♪♪]

398
00:20:15,365 --> 00:20:18,032
BAT-MITE: All right, Penguin.
I'm placing you under arrest.

399
00:20:18,034 --> 00:20:19,634
[PENGUIN LAUGHS]

400
00:20:19,636 --> 00:20:22,637
You'll have to catch
me first, Bat-Mite.

401
00:20:29,680 --> 00:20:32,447
Holy ticklish
tackle, Batman. Look.

402
00:20:32,449 --> 00:20:35,483
BATMAN: Hold on,
Bat-Mite. We're coming.

403
00:20:38,889 --> 00:20:41,723
Let go of me,
you little twerp.

404
00:20:41,725 --> 00:20:45,526
ROBIN: Attaboy, Bat-Mite.
Attaboy, hang in there, baby.

405
00:20:45,528 --> 00:20:46,961
Yipes.

406
00:20:48,365 --> 00:20:50,365
There they go.

407
00:20:50,367 --> 00:20:51,599
But thanks to Bat-Mite,

408
00:20:51,601 --> 00:20:54,970
now we're close
enough to stop them.

409
00:21:05,065 --> 00:21:07,065
[SIRENS WAILING, TIRES SCREECH]

410
00:21:08,635 --> 00:21:10,869
COMMISSIONER: Nice
work, Dynamic Duo.

411
00:21:10,871 --> 00:21:12,437
That wraps this case up.

412
00:21:12,439 --> 00:21:15,039
BATMAN: Thanks, Commissioner.
But we couldn't have done it

413
00:21:15,041 --> 00:21:16,307
without Bat-Mite's help.

414
00:21:16,309 --> 00:21:18,276
You tell 'em, Caped Crusaders.

415
00:21:20,781 --> 00:21:24,115
Besides, I saved this
valuable piece of evidence.

416
00:21:24,117 --> 00:21:26,317
Bat-Mite, be careful.

417
00:21:27,921 --> 00:21:29,187
BATMAN: You know, Robin,

418
00:21:29,189 --> 00:21:32,591
maybe we...could have
done it without his help.

419
00:21:32,593 --> 00:21:34,225
[BOTH LAUGH]

420
00:21:39,783 --> 00:21:42,250
COMPUTER VOICE: Bat-message.

421
00:21:42,252 --> 00:21:44,986
With all those bad
dudes behind bars,

422
00:21:44,988 --> 00:21:46,821
the meteorite back
at the planetarium,

423
00:21:46,823 --> 00:21:48,957
we've had a busy
night, Boy Wonder.

424
00:21:48,959 --> 00:21:51,626
I'm just worried that
the Penguin's crime-slime

425
00:21:51,628 --> 00:21:55,030
may have changed Bat-Mite's
personality permanently.

426
00:21:55,032 --> 00:21:56,464
Hi, Caped Crusaders.

427
00:21:56,466 --> 00:21:58,466
I'm all ready for our
next crime-busting caper.

428
00:21:58,468 --> 00:22:00,434
And I'm raring to go-go-go.

429
00:22:02,138 --> 00:22:06,340
Still the same old Bat-Mite.

430
00:22:10,197 --> 00:22:12,497
[♪♪♪]